The Cat Rules (everything, Including the Dog!)Book - 2006
From William J. Thomas, author of the runaway bestseller The Dog Rules (Damn Near Everything!), comes the perfect companion: The Cat Rules (Everything, Including the Dog!).
Hysterics and hijinks surround his handsome but devious companion Weggie, a clever little devil whose antics could cause the Pope to curse. The scourge of the screen door and a hockey player to boot, Weggie's story provides a spirited romp through life along the lake.
With essential “rules“ for successful human/cat cohabitation, including how to name your pet and rules for rookie owners, The Cat Rules is a must-have for anyone who loves (and occasionally scorns) their beloved pet.
The Cat Rules as they apply to play
Fully extended claws and completely bared fangs are signs that playtime is over.
More catnip? The neighbours already think we're running a grow-op.
You got yourself up there; you get yourself down. No, the fire department said next time they'd bill us.
It's called “fetch.“ Dogs love this game. Now can I rest for a while? Please?